Despite several attempts of becoming regular at my blog posting, I have failed.
So, I have decided that I will become a politician. How does that help my cause. Here’s how -
1. I suffer all that the common man suffers through. Eg: – water problems, bijli problems , identity crisis etc. Therefore, I intend to turn the tables. I will talk about them, and in the process have undaunted supply of civic infrastructure, exclusivity on roads, infalible bijli etc. With the basic and exclusive infrastructure at my service, I can get more time to think about the bigger problems that common man suffers through… (not including me)
2. To be a regular at my blog, I need brain waves… an insight into the common man’s subject. If I become a politician, I’d be party to discussions, discussions and discussions. Imagine sitting between 4 politicians – Raj Thackeray, Bal Thackeray, Varun Gandhi and me. Just a mere presence there would give me enough fodder for a thousand posts.
3. I would speak to media all the time. My works / words will get published in reports by media. This exposure would not only bring traffic to my site but also allow me the right to re-publish these to my blog. hehe!
4. I will get a chance to raise the common man’s subject on a national level. I have lived across the country. I can raise the cause of the UP Manoos, Amdavadi Manoos, Delhi Manoos and Kanaddiga Manoos 
. Oh I forgot, I can raise my own cause as well. THE INDIAN MANOOS !!!
Lastly, I have failed in my endeavour to keep the blog regularly posted. And I feel responsible. But, the minute I become a politician, I can assume irresponsibility at the core of my values. I would not even need excuses. I can just be.
Good one! – But being a BIG fan of your writing…I dont want you to be a politician
Th idea is to write more.. while being a politician.. it would allow me time and get me some fame
hehehe…nice read. what actually pissed you off so much that you decided to fall to politician levels.
I think If I would have been in Mumbai, the post would have been better. The itch was the Manoos episodes !
hahaha.. good one..
u hav become pretty irregular (wonder whats up with all the bloggers these days!!), but then u dont seem to hav lost anything from ur repertoire..
good going.. n pls be regular!!
Making all the efforts to be regular.. you can see the desperation in this post
Interesting topic covered very precisely and without inviting much controversy considering what happened @ IBN office in Mumbai. But then being a blogger helps, u dun have a office so I guess u can add even more sattire & hard hitting lines to bring out the CHANGE…
In btw nice to have landed here…
Thanks ! Yeah.. think I can build in more satire…
then u’ll beat tweet minister at it…..
I wish I do .. and gain importance int the eyes of tweet ministers
aakriti behenji kahenge aapko… u mite have to change the name of ur blog as well… hw about ‘behenji ka pravachan’??
Oho… modern zamane ki politician banungi – Aakriti Madam ki speeches !
5 reasons why you cant be a politician:
1. You cleared your class XII exams
2. You are neither an ageing filmstar nor an underworld don; Nor do you belong to any political dynasty like the Gandhi family, the Scindia family, the Reddy family or the Dalit family
3. Your frail physique is indicative of poor microphone-throwing capabilities (a pre-requisite for attending parliamentary sessions)
4. You have never been charged with a punishable crime, let alone convicted of.
5. You, more often than not, make sense when you talk.
Very well thought of.. not much to argue on any of the points.. but thanks for mentioning point no.5 … I will print this and keep it in my bag as proof of my sanity
being not able to stand up for your words of being regular was enough to explain that you’ll be the upcoming leaders of India
other reason only supports the main one……well we have a lot of lazy leaders…….think there is still space for one ….
go go…..\,,,/
best of luck for your new endeavor
Thank you ! Though i am already rethinking my objectives!
I admire your thought process and am very impressed with your guts to even think to fall “in the gutter of politics” for the sake of getting ideas for writing. While you will sitting in the company of named politicians, people will compare you with a lotus
( if you know what I mean). Aakriti, If you just wish to write and write more, I can give you some ideas ( I wish I have better writing skills;) )
You can write about a child who is not able to get primary education ‘cuz either child was born to a poor family in a remote village or in a metro city in a slum area where he has to collect “kachara” for a “kabadi” to sell and get some food.
If you aspire to write a business analysis, you can write who big portals ( job/ matrimonial/ news) are trying to monopolize the market and a need to explore beyond.
I can go on and on , but what matters is your interest to pick up your pen.
Regards,
Naresh
http://www.madhursangam.com
This is a great post, but I was wondering how do I suscribe to the RSS feed?
Hey, I just hopped over to your site via StumbleUpon. Not somthing I would normally read, but I liked your thoughts none the less. Thanks for making something worth reading.
The fruit does not fall far from the tree
You have great thinking Aakriti, Believe in your self, The first thing you should follow is ” Don’t care about the people what they are saying to you”.
Never Back Down from your GoaL.
Best of Luck Aakriti.
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